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So i have arrived to the conclusion that humans in the far future will eventually self-destruct and become a race of blob like fat things that fap to ancient porn and live in cubicles with no interaction with other humans. Or we bow to the Chinese overlords…. 

bestnatesmithever:

I came up with a new way to show my son which things he can’t touch.

madeleinepascal:

best use of shaggy lyrics ever. 
by claire seringhaus

madeleinepascal:

best use of shaggy lyrics ever. 

by claire seringhaus

For those that sre depressed and foreveralone.

Think of all the happy people in the world….depressing isn’t it? Just think….they are in love and will get married and happily ever after right? Well in my opinion, they are just tied to each other for the rest of there lives and can no longer think about boning the attractive neighbor or the hot Asian girl in the yoga pants sitting in the booth. Also, all lot of people are alone out there, so find someone and fix each others problems and live together for a while and if it is meant to be then the hot Asian girl in the yoga pants will look no less hot and the neighbor no less attractive but at least you can go home with the girl/guy you were meant to be with.

gamefreaksnz:

~ Mr bingo ~  GQ
Why can’t we get all the people together in the world that we really like and then just stay together? I guess that wouldn’t work. Someone would leave. Someone always leaves. Then we would have to say good-bye. I hate good-byes. I know what I need. I need more hellos.
Charles M. Schulz (via myquotelibrary)